Top 27 Quotes & Sayings by Pete Davidson

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor Pete Davidson.

Last updated on December 3, 2024.

Peter Michael Davidson is an American comedian and actor. He was a cast member of the NBC late-night sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (SNL) for eight seasons, running from 2014 to 2022. Davidson began his career in the early 2010s with minor guest roles on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Friends of the People, Guy Code, and Wild 'n Out. His father, Scott Matthew Davidson, was a New York firefighter who died in 2001 at the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks. In addition to SNL, Davidson appeared in a number of movies and television shows in the 2010s. He released his first comedy special in 2016, Pete Davidson: SMD; his follow-up Pete Davidson: Alive from New York was released in 2020.

American - Actor | Born: November 16, 1993

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I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

Pete Davidson

I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not.

Pete Davidson

There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just like, 'Yeah. Thank you very much.'

Pete Davidson

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.

Pete Davidson

I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on.

Pete Davidson

I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.

Pete Davidson

I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

Pete Davidson

I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird.

Pete Davidson

I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.

Pete Davidson

'SNL' has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show.

Pete Davidson

There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.

Pete Davidson

I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you're hanging out with someone for an hour. I like to just talk.

Pete Davidson

I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.

Pete Davidson

My jokes have definitely changed. 'SNL' has helped with that, because when you're on 'SNL,' you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now.

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I got rid of Twitter, and I got rid of Facebook.

Pete Davidson

Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Pete Davidson

I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money.

Pete Davidson

You can't say whatever you want on network television.

Pete Davidson

I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun.

Pete Davidson

I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it... and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!

Pete Davidson

When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.

Pete Davidson

I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did.

Pete Davidson

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

Pete Davidson

I'm not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I'm making fun of it so I feel better. I don't want people to think any time there's a tragedy that I'm going to make a joke about it. It's only funny to me because it's personal to me. And that was always the goal. It wasn't to be this insult person.

Pete Davidson

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

Pete Davidson

It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts.

Pete Davidson

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

Pete Davidson