Top 84 Quotes & Sayings by Peter Kay - Page 2
Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Peter Kay.
Last updated on December 23, 2024.
If something doesn't feel right comedically I won't budge on it. You just have to dig your heels in and fight for it. And I mean fight quite intensely.
I like interesting casting, and casting people who you think might be slightly different in parts.
You can't not do stand-up for seven years and then not expect anyone else to come along. That's life, things move on.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
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