Top 141 Quotes & Sayings by Prince Philip - Page 3

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

You managed not to get eaten then?

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

We don't come here for our health.

We are suffering a national defeat comparable to any lost military campaign, and what is more, it is self- inflicted? It is about time that we pulled our fingers out? The rest of the world most certainly does not owe us a living.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Do people trip over you?

This could only happen in a technical college.

You bloody silly fool!

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

That's more than you know about anything else then.