Top 8 Quotes & Sayings by Richard Turner

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American magician Richard Turner.
Last updated on November 21, 2024.
Richard Turner

Richard Edward Turner is an American expert card mechanic who is known for his card trick performances. He was the subject of the documentary Dealt.

Self-Checkout Line ? The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t. — © Richard Turner
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.
I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
Warranty ? A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room.
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