Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Rick Reynolds

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Rick Reynolds.

Last updated on November 22, 2024.

Rick Reynolds is an American comedian known for his one-man shows Only the Truth Is Funny and All Grown Up...and No Place to Go. Only the Truth Is Funny began as a theatrical show and was eventually broadcast on Showtime and nominated for a 1993 Emmy Award for writing.

American - Comedian | Born: December 13, 1951

Source: Wikipedia

I don't believe in God. ...I hope he doesn't hold that against me.

Rick Reynolds

As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don't know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don't know, 50,000,000 years of that I'd start to get a little bored.

Rick Reynolds

I don't use the term 'miracle' lightly. I don't believe in God, or reincarnation, or destiny, or the Publishers' Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Rick Reynolds