Top 4 Quotes & Sayings by Rob Cantrell

Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.

You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong.

I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.