Top 15 Quotes & Sayings by Rob Schneider

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Rob Schneider.

Last updated on April 14, 2025.

Robert Michael Schneider is an American actor, comedian, and screenwriter. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) and its 2005 sequel, The Animal (2001), The Hot Chick (2002), The Benchwarmers (2006), and Big Stan (2007). Schneider is the father of singer Elle King.

American - Comedian | Born: October 31, 1963

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I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

Rob Schneider

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.

Rob Schneider

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Rob Schneider

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

Rob Schneider

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

Rob Schneider

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Rob Schneider

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

Rob Schneider

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

Rob Schneider

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Rob Schneider

I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.

Rob Schneider

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

Rob Schneider

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

Rob Schneider

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

Rob Schneider

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Rob Schneider