Top 182 Quotes & Sayings by Rod Stewart - Page 3

I'm gonna make love to you like fifteen men.

She's the only woman I've ever had a sexual fantasy about. With me, looks come first, and she's everything a woman should be. She's blonde and beautiful, she's got the most incredible legs - et cetera, et cetera. And she's French as well. (on Brigitte Bardot)

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

I must really confess right here, the attraction was purely physical.

You can keep your Streisands.

I've had tremendous success...I'm very lucky.

There's still plenty of lead in this pencil, but I only write to one person now.

In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.

I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion. It's like me. I've been around long enough and I've come back in fashion.

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through.

If the father is not straight naider will be the son.

I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.

I'm gonna rock you 'til your pussaaa's sore.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know.

You're every love song ever written.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

Whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you win or lose.

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

I'm only lookin' for a fantasy, an interlude from reality.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was stronger

My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you're beauty and elegance.

What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason. ... I wrote some of my best love songs ever when I was unhappy and my saddest love songs when I was very much in love. When I wrote 'You're in My Heart', which is an uplifting song, I had just broken up with-Now who had I broken up with?. ... Half the battle is selling music, not singing it. It's the image, not what you sing.

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.

When the one you love is in love with someone else, don't you know it's torture, I mean it's living hell.

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be alright.

Is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?

The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)

Elvis was the king. No doubt about it.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

Spread your wings and let me come inside.

I'll sing over some chords, searching, what does [the music] conjure up, where's the melody taking you? I deliberate over the lyrics, I really do. I'll come up with one line in a day, and then it might be a couple of days before I come up with the rhyming line. It's never been easy for me.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.

Even the President needs passion.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

Like with every form of cancer, early detection is what it is all about. I urge everyone to learn the facts about this condition. It can be prevented with testing, and it can be beaten if caught early!

Love is just a hole in the wall.

You're in my heart, you're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.

Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't buy two'. It was something I joked about which has come back to bite me on the ----. I'm shrewd about money, I invest well, and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

I'll be dead by the time I'm forty.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

You are my lover, you're my best friend. You're in my soul.

The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.

I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school, or steal my Daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.

One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested, so she had implants and she's got a lovely pair now. I see nothing wrong with it.

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.

You got amphetamine eyes.

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.

One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.

So when you think you're the only one who can't find love in this world, tell yourself there's another one who's waiting for you somewhere.

I've been lucky with my hair. I couldn't deal with it if I'd run out of barnet. Imagine me with a Bobby Charlton comb over.

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.

I'm not sure of what the potential power of the Web is, but it is something that is here to stay, so it needs to be dealt with...It's kinda cool, though, for the fans ... because it makes what is basically a huge worldwide venue into an intimate one-on-one. I don't know of many concert halls that can do that.