Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Rodney Carrington

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Rodney Carrington.
Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Rodney Carrington

Rodney Scott Carrington is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and country music artist and songwriter. He has released six major-label studio albums and a greatest hits package, on Mercury Records and Capitol Records. His comedy act typically combines stand-up comedy and original songs. Most of his songs are performed in a neotraditional country style, with Carrington handling lead vocals and guitar. Carrington has also starred in the ABC sitcom Rodney and in the 2008 film Beer for My Horses.

When I was little, there were three channels.
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — © Rodney Carrington
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'
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