Top 124 Quotes & Sayings by Russell Howard - Page 3

With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I was, like: 'No, he didn't - he looked like someone had melted goat's cheese over a sex doll.'

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!