Top 82 Quotes & Sayings by Sean Lock - Page 2

Being a purple van man means I have my own perspective on things.

I hate moaning comics, but I do find it very frustrating when I switch on BBC Four or BBC Two to find they're repeating some piece of crap sitcom. I think: Why don't they show mine? Not because I'd make any money, it would just be nice for it to be shown.

Real men will eat anything I mean anything. I think the only food I have ever turned down was a boiled goat's head while hitch-hiking in Yugoslavia in the 1980s.

I prefer audiences away from London because they're more appreciative.

I always wear sunglasses and often a panama hat, even if I'm just walking in the park, if the sun is hot.

To write anything decent, it's hard. Anything you want to be good is hard.

I did once have a MySpace site but it was like a badly tended grave.

I liken all jobs to decorating. If you don't do the preparation, sand down and prime first, you won't get a good paint job, and that's the same as everything in life.

I never go in the sun without a shirt on and always use a moisturiser with an SPF every day on my face.

I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream.

Being the headliner is only more pressure if you're not very good.

My stand-up shows don't really have a theme but do have an interactive element to them.

Real men don't know what they want for Christmas. Despite the fact I'm deeply disappointed every Christmas. I pride myself on not wanting anything. Children want things, women want things, dogs and cats want things, but men don't.

The Specials used to be my style icons. I was obsessed with them and the whole 2-Tone thing was a good look for me.

The most important thing anyone taught me in this business was not to take anything personally.

I don't think it's any secret that the bigger the venue, the subtlety and artfulness of comedy declines.

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves