Top 420 Quotes & Sayings by Shaquille O'Neal - Page 3

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Last updated on November 25, 2024.
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.
Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47. — © Shaquille O'Neal
Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.
If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one. Everything happens for a reason.
As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I've got to do get my guys going I'll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I'll guess I'll take that. That's what a leader and a general and a chief of police does. Everybody is not going to like it, but I don't care if they like or not. I'm Bush, so if they don't like it resign.
I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.
I'm a very quotatious person.
Stay out of the gentlemen's clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.
I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn't want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
I'm just getting better and better. It's just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I'm not a queen bee. I'm a king bee. — © Shaquille O'Neal
I'm just getting better and better. It's just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I'm not a queen bee. I'm a king bee.
Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn't say that to my face in a dark alley where it's just me and him and no witnesses.
It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.
It's LeBron's team. He's the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I'm now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that's what I'm here to do.
The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
You know, I'm very photogenic.
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.
Get away from my house. What do you want?
I take it personal when people don't double me. It's against my religion not to double me. It upsets me. It makes me think they're saying to themselves I don't have it anymore.
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I've got a couple of drones. I've got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.
As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men.
He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true.
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.
The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can't get in my head. He's a crybaby.
I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.
Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play. — © Shaquille O'Neal
Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose, I'm pissed off. 'Cause I knew I did something wrong. I'll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
I make the game easy. Double and triple me, I'll kick it out to you for a wide-open shot. I'll add years to your career.
Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.
I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.
Win or lose, I am programmed to do more. That's because I am the other son of Jorel - Superman.
Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert. — © Shaquille O'Neal
All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
As a military child I first learned how to deal with different types of people and how to deal with order.
I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.
Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.
Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.
Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's why they call me Sasquatch. There's no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.
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