Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Simon Jordan

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Last updated on April 18, 2025.

Simon Jordan is an English businessman who made his fortune in the mobile phone industry. In 2000, he purchased Crystal Palace Football Club and remained chairman of the club until administration in early 2010. In 2002, he co-founded and funded the car magazine Octane, selling his 50% shareholding in 2006. In 2006, he opened the restaurant Club Bar and Dining in London's Warwick Street, Jordan sold it to the Ottolenghi Group in 2011 who renamed the restaurant Nopi. Jordan is currently known for his role as a co-presenter on the weekday mid-morning TalkSPORT programme, White and Jordan with Jim White weekdays from 10 till 1.

Born: September 24, 1967

Source: Wikipedia

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

Simon Jordan

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

Simon Jordan

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

Simon Jordan

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

Simon Jordan

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Simon Jordan

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

Simon Jordan

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

Simon Jordan

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

Simon Jordan

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

Simon Jordan