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Top 544 Quotes & Sayings by Steven Wright - Page 10

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Last updated on November 25, 2024.

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice> — © Steven Wright

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

Because I don't believe everything I read.

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

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