Top 15 Quotes & Sayings by Stewart Francis

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a Canadian comedian Stewart Francis.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

Stewart Francis is a Canadian comedian, actor and writer. In addition to his work in Canada and the US, he frequently tours in the UK and appears on British television. Both of Francis' parents are British.

Canadian - Comedian

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I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Stewart Francis

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Stewart Francis

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Stewart Francis

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Stewart Francis

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

Stewart Francis

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

Stewart Francis

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

Stewart Francis

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

Stewart Francis

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Stewart Francis

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Stewart Francis

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Stewart Francis

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Stewart Francis

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Stewart Francis

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

Stewart Francis

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Stewart Francis

Top 15 Quotes & Sayings by Stewart Francis

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