Top 135 Quotes & Sayings by Stone Cold Steve Austin - Page 3

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

What I love about podcasting is it's guerilla radio. I don't have to stick to anybody's protocol or format. I can operate my show just like I want to, but at the end of the day, it's just a can of audio whoopa**. My show is built to entertain.

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.