Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Tim Hawkins

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Tim Hawkins.
Last updated on November 8, 2024.
Tim Hawkins

Timothy Aaron Hawkins is an American Christian comedian, songwriter, and singer, best known for parodying popular songs such as Carrie Underwood's "Jesus, Take the Wheel", Kansas's "Dust in the Wind", and "The Candy Man", along with stand-up material based on topics such as marriage, homeschooling, and parenting. Hawkins began to release his comedy on the Internet, with his videos gaining more than 200 million views on YouTube, GodTube, and Facebook as of early 2013.

We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.
Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good
Vision - 
 You dream the impossible; 
 You imagine the incredible; 
 You achieve the extraordinary. — © Tim Hawkins
Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary.
I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.
Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress
I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.
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