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Last updated on September 16, 2024.
Tom Robbins

Thomas Eugene Robbins is a best-selling and prolific American novelist. His most notable works are "seriocomedies", such as Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Tom Robbins has lived in La Conner, Washington since 1970, where he has written nine best-selling books. His latest work, published in 2014, is Tibetan Peach Pie, which is a self-declared "un-memoir". Even Cowgirls Get The Blues has been adapted into a movie that shares the same name by Gus Van Sant in 1993.

Well, I have never, ever Googled myself.
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars. — © Tom Robbins
Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars.
I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.
Our world isn't made of earth, air and water or even molecules and atoms; our world is made of language.
Our greatest human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain.
Reality is contradictory. And it's paradoxical.
In fiction, when you paint yourself into a corner, you can write a pair of suction cups onto the bottoms of your shoes and walk up the wall and out the skylight and see the sun breaking through the clouds. In nonfiction, you don't have that luxury.
The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.
A child's mind is its living room; it's going to be residing there for the rest of its earthly existence.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Education is for growth and fulfillment. — © Tom Robbins
Education is for growth and fulfillment.
What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.
People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.
Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival.
If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will not forgive it.
I'm not infatuated with frivolousness. We're just good friends.
A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don't know how to write sentences.
Well, I believe life is a Zen koan, that is, an unsolvable riddle. But the contemplation of that riddle - even though it cannot be solved - is, in itself, transformative. And if the contemplation is of high enough quality, you can merge with the divine.
A child's mind is its living room; it's is going to be residing there for the rest of its earthly existence.
I think science has begun to demonstrate that aging is a disease. If it is, it can be cured.
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being.
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.
The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.
Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.
John Irving once told me he doesn't start a novel until he knows the last sentence. I said, 'My God, Irving, isn't that like working in a factory?'
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
A writer needs a life of introspection.
I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.
When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.
The trouble with the fast lane is that all the movement is horizontal. And I like to go vertical sometimes.
If the novelist isn't surprised by where his book ends up, he or she probably hasn't written anything worth remembering.
I show up in my writing room at approximately 10 A.M. every morning without fail. Sometimes my muse sees fit to join me there and sometimes she doesn't, but she always knows where I'll be. She doesn't need to go hunting in the taverns or on the beach or drag the boulevard looking for me.
Writing is the hardest physical work there is. — © Tom Robbins
Writing is the hardest physical work there is.
I went to a large consolidated school in Appalachia. And I wrote the story when I was in the second grade and I took it up to the third floor to the school newspaper office that was written and edited by juniors and seniors.
We use so much bad language that it forms a barrier between ourselves and the truth.
One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.
Usually, autobiography is such an indulgence of the ego.
A lot of my work comes from what in Asia is called the 'mind of wonder.' There is not a lot of 'mind of wonder' writing in contemporary Western literature. I think that's what appeals to the readers who are my fans.
There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.
True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system expects the unexpected, is prepared to be disrupted, waits to be transformed.
The ultimate end of any ideology is totalitarianism.
The one thing emphasized in any creative writing course is 'write what you know,' and that automatically drives a wooden stake through the heart of imagination. If they really understood the mysterious process of creating fiction, they would say, 'You can write about anything you can imagine.'
Most Americans pay lip service to the idea of freedom, but can't handle real freedom. — © Tom Robbins
Most Americans pay lip service to the idea of freedom, but can't handle real freedom.
When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.
To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations that in Richmond, Virginia, might have gotten me stoned to death with hush puppies - were not only accepted but occasionally applauded.
Transformation, liberation and celebration are the themes of all my novels.
I've decided to take advantage of outsourcing. My next novel will be written by a couple of guys in Bangalore, India.
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
To some extent, Seattle remains a frontier metropolis, a place where people can experiment with their lives, and change and grow and make things happen.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
At the typewriter you find out who you are.
I have always been a romantic, one of those people who believes that a woman in pink circus tights contains all the secrets of the universe.
The trickster's function is to break taboos, create mischief, stir things up. In the end, the trickster gives people what they really want, some sort of freedom.
There are stories still in existence that I wrote when I was five. However, I did not get published until I was seven.
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