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Top 6 Quotes & Sayings by Totie Fields

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Totie Fields.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields was an American comedian.

American - Comedian | May 7, 1930 - August 2, 1978

Source: Wikipedia

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress. — © Totie Fields

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

Totie Fields

Totie Fields

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