Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
All warfare is based on deception.
A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
If you're not first, you're last.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
True change takes place in the imagination.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.
Character is the result of a system of stereotyped principles.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Your beliefs don't make you a better person. Your behavior does.
Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!
Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.
The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.
Before becoming a Muslim, a Hindu, a Sikh or a Christian, let's become a Human first.