Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English musician Vivian Stanshall.
Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Vivian Stanshall was an English singer-songwriter, musician, author, poet and wit, best known for his work with the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, for his exploration of the British upper classes in Sir Henry at Rawlinson End, and for acting as Master of Ceremonies on Mike Oldfield's album Tubular Bells.
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
If you see something you don't understand, smash it.
Fear is the root of all courage.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.
I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!
If I had all the money I've spent on drink โ I'd spend it on drink.
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology โ today I am two separate gorillas.
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.