Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Warren Hutcherson

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Warren Hutcherson.

Last updated on November 24, 2024.

Warren Hutcherson is an American comedian and comedy writer from Baltimore, Maryland. He is perhaps best known for his jokes about how his father, a member of the Nation of Islam, was able to find conspiracies in everyday occurrences.

American - Comedian | Born: October 31, 1963

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My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?'

Warren Hutcherson

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

Warren Hutcherson

If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, 'Don't move. There's a snake behind your foot,' is it.

Warren Hutcherson