Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by William Lashner

Be careful what you yearn for, because that which you desire most will either complete you or destroy you, and you don't get to choose.

More than anything in this world, I wish I had been born rich. It would have made up for everything. I'd still be ugly, sure, but I'd be rich and ugly. I'd still be weak and dim and tongue-tied with women, but I'd be rich enough for them not to care. I'd no longer be a social misfit, I'd be eccentric. And most of all, I'd no longer be what I was, I'd be something different.

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.