Top 13 Quotes & Sayings by Al Swearengen

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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
Al Swearengen

Ellis Alfred Swearingen was an American pimp and entertainment entrepreneur who ran the Gem Theater, a notorious brothel, in Deadwood, South Dakota, for 22 years during the late 19th century.

July 8, 1845 - November 15, 1904
Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
Pain or damage don't end the world. — © Al Swearengen
Pain or damage don't end the world.
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.
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