Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American writer Alec Sulkin.
Last updated on November 22, 2024.
Alexander Matthew Sulkin is an American writer, producer, and voice actor of the animated series Family Guy. He has also contributed to The Cleveland Show, another series by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
The internet makes everything not enough.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.