Top 22 Quotes & Sayings by Billy Mays

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American businessman Billy Mays.
Last updated on November 7, 2024.
Billy Mays

William Darrell Mays Jr. was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson. Throughout his career, he promoted a wide variety of products, including OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and Zorbeez. His promotions aired mostly on the Home Shopping Network through his company, Mays Promotions, Inc., although they aired on various other syndicated networks.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
The infomercial business has been good to me.
I've done well for myself. — © Billy Mays
I've done well for myself.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
It's important for me to sell a product that works.
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
Hi, Billy Mays here for...
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.
Long live your laundry!
I love beautiful wood.
Life's a pitch, then you buy.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. — © Billy Mays
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
Life's a pitch, and then you buy.
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