Top 112 Quotes & Sayings by Chris Colfer - Page 2

Like having a great idea, life comes at you fast. It hits you and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. In a way, it's a lot like...lightning.

You're sad-looking," she said. "My grandson used to be such a happy boy. He used to write me stories. I remember the first story he ever wrote me, 'Once upon a time, there was a boy.' And that became 'Once upon a time there was a boy who wanted to fly.' And they kept getting better and better over time. I never found out if the boy got to fly." I gave her a small smile. If only she knew the boy's wings had been clipped.

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had.

The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it is to understand. No one wants the truth; they want entertainment.

I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.

I hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger self any advice it would be: ‘Take a deep breath, the world is not ending – and do something with your hair.’ I had the same haircut from when I was a toddler all the way through high school, it was this weird side-parting. I didn’t like change.

I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper.

I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!

Due to personal issues, I have been let go from the cast of Glee. Explanations will come shortly.

Villains are mostly just people villainized by circumstance

High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

Being a best-selling author just means the world for me. Some of my happiest memories, growing up, are being at book stores and reading books I couldn't afford, as a kid, and the midnight parties, waiting for the next Harry Potter book. The fact that I have that straw in my cap means more to me than anything I've ever accomplished before.

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.

What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know how to apply for a loan, don’t even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?

But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t try.

I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.

I really think, without trying to give us credit that we don't deserve, I really feel like Kurt and Blaine are a modern version of Lucy and Ricky. Oh, I'm Lucy for sure.

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn't it? Because technically everyone could do it if they wanted to." "Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should," Mrs. Peters said. "Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.

...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.

I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy? I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly?

In what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? I asked. In what grade do we stop believing, period? I mean, SOMEONE has to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner. SOMEONE has to be a ballerina. Why not us?

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn't so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.

I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little.

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.

I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.

I'm allergic to stupidity.

Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.

I feel like little bits of my soul are being shipped domestically.

Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the greatest stories ever told. They're an immediate calling to anyone who hears them-a calling into a world where everyone is welcome and anything can happen. Mice can become men, maids can become princesses, and they can teach valuable lessons in the process.

I was reading that lightning is a negative charge that comes from the friction that clouds carry. And since opposites attract, I would like to think that he was so positive the moment that he died, so happy, he pulled that bolt right out of the sky. I don’t know if that’s possible, but that’s what I believe.

The higher the hair, the closer to god.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.

My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.

To Grandma, for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever received: “Christopher, I think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer.

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth.

I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.

You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.

Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.

People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’

I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about.