Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.