Top 270 Quotes & Sayings by Glenn Beck - Page 4

America, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.

I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.

You can't love your mother or father if you don't also have the capacity to grieve their deaths and, perhaps even more so, grieve parts of their lives.

[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company.

The Nazis learned their propaganda from the progressive movement in the United States.

You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

I remember feeling, 'If you do not leave now, you won't leave with your soul intact.'

...no one who has passed through the storm has ever regretted the journey. No one stands here and wishes to go back to the other side.

Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn't clog anybody's arteries. Keep them going.

Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.

I don't agree with the Black Lives Matter organizers. They are stated as anti-capitalists. And it's much more than just the police to them. It's about changing society entirely.

I think it's been time for a new party. I think it's time for two new parties. If you watch the Democratic convention, that has become a socialist party now.

When did it become something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

Sometimes our strengths are also our weaknesses. Sometimes to be strong you have to first be weak. You have to share your burdens; you have to lean on other people while you face your problems and yourself.

I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

We can all live under the Constitution and all express ourself in radically different ways and not control each other.

I'm the crazy one? This country has gone insane. Read about it. FCC orders NBC newsrooms to partner with Soros funded non-profits. That's how the deal went through.

We think Scott has real good vision and good tools. He's quick and can run. He took care of the football for us and didn't put it on the ground. When he saw a crack, he hit it. His line did a good job providing him with opportunities.

No matter what Donald Trump says, he has deep socialist leanings. He's a nationalist and a populist. And throughout history, whenever you combine those three things it never ends well.

This is the disease in America. It's not just spending. It's not just taxes. It's not just corruption. It is progressivism. And it is in both Parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.

Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.

Money doesn't talk. It screams.

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. Eugenics.

I think the president is a racist.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

That's what the tactics are, Nazi tactics. Nazi tactics are progressive tactics first.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

If we give all of the people who filed incorrect tax returns the benefit of the doubt and assume that every single one of them simply made an honest mistake, then doesn't common sense tell us that maybe the tax code is just a little too complex?

I've kind of come to a place to where I don't really condemn anyone for what their conscience tells them to do because I'm not happy with my choice that I'm making personally on, you know, not voting for somebody that I think can win.

Look, I'm Mormon, and most Christians don't recognize me as a Christian.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

God is giving a plan I think to me that is not really a plan. The problem is that I think the plan that the Lord would have us follow is hard for people to understand. Because of my track record with you who have been here for a long time. Because of my track record with you, I beg of you to help me get this message out, and I beg of you to pray for clarity on my part.

But at some point, you know that - you know what poem keeps going through my mind is, "first they came for the Jews." People, all of us, are like, "Well, this news doesn't really affect me." "Well, I'm not a bondholder." "Well, I'm not in the banking industry." "Well, I'm not a big CEO." "Well, I'm not on Wall Street." "Well, I'm not a car dealer." "I'm not an auto worker." Gang, at some point, they're going to come for you!

I don't belong to anything, nobody's listening to me and I don't have any levers that control my own life.

With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let's cut and run." And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies." And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.

I would like a practical president, but I would like to be able to have his practicality based on principles, and not just who - I mean the room with.

A-tone-ment-its a chance to fix the unfixable and to start all over again. It begins when you forgive yourself for all you've done wrong, and forgive others for all they've done to you. Your mistakes aren't mistakes anymore, they're just things that make you stronger.

Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.

Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn`t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.

There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing.

Hopefully, Donald Trump's a very practical man.

I don't belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.

I mean, I'm not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.

It is remarkable to me that both parties are so out of touch with the American people, both Democrats, Republicans and Independents, we all feel the same way.

Whoa... don't go all Kramer on me!

It's a different world we're going into but it's all based on the Internet. It's all based on these connections. If you start limiting the connections, you're going backwards as a society.

They [Democrats in Congress] believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You're going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.

We're living in such a fantasy world where nothing makes sense anymore.

I think it's about time we legalize marijuana... We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it, but this little game we are playing in the middle is not helping us, it is not helping Mexico and it is causing massive violence on our southern border... Fifty percent of the money going to these cartels is coming just from marijuana coming across our border.

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

I feel like the world of Blade Runner makes more sense than this one.

I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?'

I can't control my own income, I can't control my own destiny, I can't even control my own farm if I'm a farmer. This is not going to last.