Top 18 Quotes & Sayings by Karl Lehenbauer

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Last updated on November 7, 2024.

Karl Lehenbauer was the founder of NeoSoft in the early 1990s, which was the first Internet Service Provider in the southern United States as well as the first to offer cable modem service in Houston, Texas, among other technological milestones. NeoSoft was later sold to Internet America in 1999. Lehenbauer also wrote the Internet (socket) capabilities of the Tcl programming language.

Born: April 5, 1958

Source: Wikipedia

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

Karl Lehenbauer

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

Karl Lehenbauer

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

Karl Lehenbauer

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Karl Lehenbauer

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

Karl Lehenbauer

Little else matters than to write good code.

Karl Lehenbauer

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

Karl Lehenbauer

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

Karl Lehenbauer

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.