Top 12 Quotes & Sayings by Monica Horan

I feel a part of it, watching my husband the genius be a genius. So when he does something annoying, I can forgive him much more easily.

I always used to joke that I'm the Tipper Gore of television.

I'm on the best show in television and I get to be home most of the time.

I consider myself a glass-half-full kind of girl.

I wanted to do work that elevated. Otherwise, it's cheap funny. It's dirty funny. It's degrading funny.

That's right, I do make good matza ball soup; I don't use a mix; I make it from the actual chicken.

Children stay in school, and perform better, when arts is part of the curriculum.

My favorite line to Phil is, 'You can say the right thing on TV, but why can't you do it in real life?'

Phil is a child of Holocaust survivors.

All of us here in Los Angeles, because we've had some success as a result of our life in the arts, need to get on board with helping L.A. Unified, the public school system, really reach the mandate to make arts part of the Common Core curriculum.

We don't own any restaurants, we did once and that's not something we want to do, because then it's work.

Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves.