Top 14 Quotes & Sayings by Vince Offer

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an Israeli businessman Vince Offer.
Last updated on November 6, 2024.
Vince Offer

Offer Shlomi, better known as Vince Offer or Vince Shlomi is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, director, writer, and comedian. Offer's first major work was the 1999 comedy film The Underground Comedy Movie. Offer owns, produces, and appears in television commercials for his products "ShamWow!", an absorbent towel; the "Slap Chop", a kitchen utensil; a lint roller called the "Schticky"; a liquid cleaner called "InVinceable"; and another kitchen utensil called "Crank Chop". He has also officially advertised other products that he does not own, such as Quicky Grass.

Save time, save money, save the environment. Forget the environment, save yourself.
Fame didn't change me.
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot of people talking. — © Vince Offer
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot of people talking.
To be truthful, not much 'engineering' goes into the ShamWow!
God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.
With ShamWow, I had to become my own distributor because no one wanted it. Out of necessity you become something you're not expecting. It was actually a blessing.
Offer is actually my first name. My Dad is Israeli, so that isn't totally made up.
Consumers and retailers should always beware of imitators.
Just because a product says 'As Seen on TV' and looks like my product doesn't mean it performs like my product or will sell like my product.
You know the Germans always make good stuff.
That ShamWow! commercial was really low budget. That cost us like $20,000 to make.
I had sold products in flea markets before and I thought a cleaning product would be a good idea. So, in 2006, I came up with the ShamWow! I had seen this type of product at fairs, but it wasn't well marketed. And from there, I went to this factory in Germany that made them for me.
People understand you make mistakes in life.
You gotta learn a lesson as you go through life.
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