Top 626 Husbands Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.
I was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores - it's called partnership.
I want to be remembered as a nice person who didn't hurt people - except my ex-husbands, maybe.
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.
I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.
Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
Women don't like violence,
But when their husbands desert them, that is different.
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Women are empowered, and they got better jobs than their husbands.
It seemed that I was more interested in raising my children, not in pursuing my husbands.
Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to work!
Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands.
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
We talk about building young men so they can be productive husbands, fathers and citizens.
Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood
Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.
Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
I feel terrible for women that have had Phil Collins tattoos. Their poor husbands have to deal with.
There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.
In general, women desire to rule over their husbands and lovers, to be the authority above them.
Families are great murderers of the creative impulsive, particularly husbands.
Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly
I loved Mr. Darcy far more than any of my own husbands.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.
My three husbands were afraid of me. I am a very powerful woman.
You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.
I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great.
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Unfortunately, some women want to remake their husbands after their own design.
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
The government can spy on people using their mobile phones while they're with their wives and husbands.
My husbands all repeatedly said the same thing - that I was not a very passionate woman.
Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.
