Top 85 Forks Quotes & Sayings

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get a spoon.

This world is half the devil's and my own, Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl and curling round the bud that forks her eye.

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?

One man sees a riselka: his life forks there. Two men see a riselka: one of them shall die. Three men see a riselka: one is blessed, one forks, one shall die.

Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

For me, in songwriting, I have a route I can take. Maybe there's some forks, I can go this way, this way. But I know those roads. I still have the experience behind me.

A lot of people don't have much food on their table. But they got a lot of forks 'n knives. And they got to cut somethin'.

Intention appears to be something akin to a tuning fork, causing the tuning forks of other things in the universe to resonate at the same frequency

Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep.

I reached over and squeezed Curran’s hand. “Come on, you, me, a platter of barely seared meat, it will be great. If we see the navigators, we can make fun of the way they hold their forks.

Then at the top of the hill, the road forks. Which just figures. "You gotta be kidding." I say. One part of the road goes left, the other goes right. (Well, it's a "Fork" ain't it?)

The Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other.

Ideals are like tuning forks: sound them often to bring your life up to standard pitch.

There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than forks and spoons are a solution to world hunger.

Whoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rained on.

Like David Copperfield, I was born amidst poverty and grew up in poverty. I did not own shoes. I did not bathe in water from a tap. I did no know about forks and spoons.

I'm a magician. I've learned to do some really cool tricks like levitating myself and melting forks.

Fate isn’t one straight road…there are forks in it, many different routes to different ends. We have the free will to choose the path.

The road to anywhere is the road to nowhere, and the road to nowhere leads to dreams sacrificed, opportunities squandered, and a life unfulfilled. In our journey we will encounter forks and turnings in the road.

The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.

All I care is what the boys at the forks of the creek think of me.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If you see someone lying out knives and forks consistently, but then one day those knives and forks become weapons you're not sure if he does that as a warrior, that's just his thing.

One man sees a riselka: his life forks there. ?Two men see a riselka: one of them shall die. ?Three men see a riselka: one is blessed, one forks, one shall die. One woman sees a riselka: her path comes clear to her. ?Two women see a riselka: one of them shall bear a child. ?Three women see a riselka: one is blessed, one is clear, one shall bear a child.

His teeth sang in their individual sockets like tuning forks, each one pitch-perfect and clear as ethanol.

I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!

I was consumed by the mystery Edward presented. And more than a little obsessed by Edward himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I wasn't as eager to escape Forks as I should be, as any normal, sane person would be.

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did

I don't understand why they keep forks and spoons on the table while serving biryani. You are supposed to eat it with your hand, and I prefer it that way.

Redistributing tokens is a balancing act. In most cases, forks probably want to keep ownership for users constant so users have at least the same incentives to use the new fork as the historical one.

They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.

I like to think I'm one of the least athletic people in real life. I don't do a whole lot when I'm left to my own devices except wield forks and knives.

McDonald's revolutionized fast food. They introduced a way to eat food without knives, forks or plates. Most fast foods can be eaten while steering the wheel of a car and the restaurants are usually drive through.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

They urged me to take up winter quarters at the forks of the Platt, stating that if I attempted to advance further until spring, I would endanger the lives of my whole party.

I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do, I'll never be able to live with myself.'

At New Year's he had given Anne a present of silver forks with handles of rock crystal. He hopes she will use them to eat with, not to stick in people.

In the labyrinth of a difficult text, we find unmarked forks in the path, detours, blind alleys, loops that deliver us back to our point of entry, and finally the monster who whispers an unintelligible truth in our ears.

Of all the works of man I like best Those which have been used. The copper pots with their dents and flattened edges The knives and forks whose wooden handles Have been worn away by many hands: such forms Seemed to me the noblest.

The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers or crab hammers, cocktail forks, and plenty of napkins.

Life takes turns. There are forks in the road.

Time forks perpetually toward innumerable futures.

Artists are tuning forks. Their goal is to create resonance in the audience.

You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!

I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I had to break down the tables and roll the forks up in napkins. And I was still doing standup.

I personally like hard forks. Particularly, I like the fact that they give users a measure of control, requiring them to opt in to protocol changes. Sure, they can be a little more chaotic if they're controversial, but that's the price of freedom.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.

Paris, the City of Light, never fails to enchant. With its jazz clubs, music in the streets, outdoor restaurants. The clatter of knives and forks at street-side cafes. Chic and trendy students embracing in the streets.

The regenerated do not go to war, nor engage in strife. They are children of peace who have beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning forks, and know no war.

Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.

When it comes to forks in the road, your heart always knows the answer, not your mind.

My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught me how to use the right knives and forks and behave properly.

As you go through life, there are thousands of little forks in the road, and there are a few really big forks-those moments of reckoning, moments of truth.

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

The sun was hot on my skin, too bright as it bounced off the white concrete and blinded me. I felt dangerously exposed. More fiercely than I would have dreamed I was capable of, I wished for the green, protective forest of Forks . . . of home.

Life presents us with lots of forks in the road - big choices that define what kind of a person we are and how successful we become.

Are you crazy? It's a common phrase, I know. But it means something particular to me: the tunnels, the security screens, the plastic forks, the shimmering, ever-shifting borderline that like all boundaries beckons and asks to be crossed. I do not want to cross it again.