Top 330 Jelly Bean Quotes & Sayings

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

I got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was a full-page story. No one else in the history of time has ever been left for Mr. Bean.

When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.

He walked down the corridor, lined with his soldiers, who looked at him with love, with awe, with trust. Except Bean, who looked at him with anguish. Ender Wiggin was not larger than life, Bean knew. He was exactly life-sized, and so his larger-than-life burden was too much for him. And yet he was bearing it. So far.

The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly out of me. But I could stuff new jelly in there. It would just get my hands a little sticky in the process.

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he liked his Jelly Belly's mixed up, he didn't like banana, but, since it took too much effort to pull them out himself, he generally tried to talk someone else into doing it. If that didn't work, he just ate 'em. - Kenny Traveler

I found this deer toy that poops out candy. And so if I say, 'Cree, you have to go to bed right now. You will get a candy.' We've named the pooping deer 'Gus.'... He gets a jelly bean. And it works. Positive reinforcement is the way to go. I'm learning things like that which help me be a better parent.

If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean.

Politics is not bean bags. It's serious, tough stuff.

I'm easy to pick on because I'm a string bean.

In Dallas, I eat bean soup and bean pies every day. On Saturdays, I treat myself to a veggie pizza.

You can see from the curves that I'm not working out - it's just jelly!

Corn and bean people, I'm afraid, have extremely specialized minds.

I make bean stalks, I'm A builder, like yourself.

I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always about he wrote this and that and the other thing - in fact, everything!

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Lentils are friendly - the Miss Congeniality of the bean world.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should be loved and how. And how much. The laws that make grandmothers grandmothers, uncles uncles, mothers mothers, cousins cousins, jam jam, and jelly jelly. It was a time when uncles became fathers, mothers lovers, and cousins died and had funerals. It was a time when the unthinkable became thinkable and the impossible really happened.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

I was doing science," Giddon said. "He threw a bean." "I was testing the impact of a bean upon water," Bann said. "That's not even a real thing." "Perhaps I'll test the impact of a bean upon your beautiful white shirt.

The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure.

When Braniff abandoned stripes, they wound up with a flying jelly bean and that's not a good feeling for passengers.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

If you read Wall Street?s reports, they don?t talk of soya bean as originating in China. They don?t talk of soya bean as soya bean. They talk of Monsanto soya. Monsanto soya is protected by a patent. It has a patent number. It is therefore treated as a creation of Monsanto, a product of Monsanto?s intelligence and innovation.

Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food. "You is trying to change the subject," the Giant said sternly. "We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Removing the weeds, putting fresh soil about the bean stems, and encouraging this weed which I had sown, making the yellow soil express its summer thought in bean leaves and blossoms rather than in wormwood and piper and millet grass, making the earth say beans instead of grass, - this was my daily work.

I'm very pleased with being a part of the Bean Pole family. It's a relationship that makes sense to me. I'm very pleased to have my name associated with Bean Pole Jeans.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

Can we save the live demo for later, please? Bean Sidhe in angst, here.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is the raw cacao bean, the nut that all chocolate is made from. The cacao bean has always been and will always be Nature's #1 weight loss and high-energy food. Cacao beans are probably the best kept secret in the entire history of food.

When I'm overseas, I suspect I look like Mr. Bean.

I make a sensational chicken, chorizo and mung bean stew.

I have this saying: They either want The Bean or they don't want The Bean. I just am my own thing. It works or it doesn't work.

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.

If we're all talking about something that doesn't matter, it can be bean talk. If we're talking about something that we're talking about together, it could be bean talk.

You know what a lima bean does when it's attacked by spider mites? It releases this volatile chemical that goes out into the world and summons another species of mite that comes in and attacks the spider mite, defending the lima bean. So what plants have - while we have consciousness, toolmaking, language, they have biochemistry.

My wife just so happens to make an amazing bean dip.

My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.

When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.

Every little bean must be heard as well as seen!

I especially like to make my own ginkgo soup, bean curd sheet soup, and red bean soup. This way, I can control the sugar portions.

If I'm snacking, I'll go for peanut butter and jelly in between meals.