Top 248 Golfer Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.
While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!
A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.
I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.
The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.
My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer.
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff we’re good at, we never learn anything new.
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.
The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly.
The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
I believe there's - now, don't get me wrong; I'm not prejudiced - there's some white people in this country who'll never accept the black man as a golfer. That's true.
I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't.
All I ever wanted was to be a golfer on the LPGA tour. That's still my dream, but getting there has turned out to be a lot more complicated than I thought.
If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.
Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game.
I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to be the best golfer in the world.
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
I think if you're a painter, you paint; if you're a golfer, you golf; if you're a fisherman, you fish; if you're a musician, you play music.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
I worked at the golf course, and I always had dreams and aspirations of being a professional golfer.
As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.
Had I not become a professional golfer, I think I would have pursued some type of career in aviation.
Any golfer worth his salt has to cross the sea and try to win the British Open.
I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense.
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.
I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
I feel like everyone in golf is just playing this part of this perfect golfer when in reality it's nothing like that.
I'm more likely to quote the golfer George Burns than the legendary late comedian by the same name who lived to be 100.
No golfer's journey is complete without a pilgrimage to St. Andrews, the mecca of the game. This is where it all began, back in the 15th and 16th centuries.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
I may not go down in history as the best female golfer to ever play, however my intent is to do whatever I can to grow the game.
Twitter provides a platform that allows anyone on the planet - from a political activist in the Middle East to an intemperate golfer in the White House - to broadcast his or her thoughts.
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.
To win a major championship - I think, at the end of the day, that's what a golfer's career is based upon.
I look more like a professional golfer than I do an NFL football player.
My dad was a scratch golfer growing up. When I'm on the road, I always bring my clubs with me.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
This is what I love to do. And if pressure is something that comes with playing good golf, thats something a professional golfer has to handle.
Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than private lessons.
Every champion golfer comes to Augusta imbued with a towering source of inspiration. It's a solitary journey, but it's one that no player... makes alone.
I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.
This is what I love to do. And if pressure is something that comes with playing good golf, that's something a professional golfer has to handle.
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best.
From the time I won the Kansas City Match Play championship at age 14, I never wanted to be anything but a golfer.
I want to be a scratch golfer. And when I'm 50, I want to play on the Senior PGA Tour.
