Top 231 Gum Quotes & Sayings

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

[The] weakness of biological balance studies has aptly been illustrated by comparison with the working of a slot machine. A penny brings forth one package of chewing gum; two pennies bring forth two. Interpreted according to the reasoning of balance physiology, the first observation is an indication of the conversion of copper into gum; the second constitutes proof.

Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

Television is bubble-gum for the mind.

I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our candy, and my mom asked if she could have a piece of my gum. She put the gum in her mouth, bit down, and there was a shard of metal in it!

Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you kept your Yankees cards pristine.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

No matter where I'm going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

I don't want to be a cookie-cutter-poster-boy-bubble-gum-chewing fighter.

For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?

You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther

I always have Trident gum with me because I talk to people all the time.

I hate mouth noises of all kinds - chewing, swallowing, gum smacking, heavy breathing.

I chew a special brand of gum that you can't get in America. It's British, and it's called Airwaves. It's a menthol eucalyptus gum that is a very soothing thing for me when I'm singing because I'm swallowing, and it also keeps my sinuses and general upper breathing clear. I've got to be able to hit these clear, clean notes.

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

No man who has not tried it can imagine what dreadful hard work it is to listen. Splitting gum logs in the dog days is child's play to it. I've tried both, and give the preference to the gum logs.

It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.

Working with a manuscript with that kind of intimacy is kind of like taking a magnification mirror to your pores. Its horrifying but it shows just where the problems are. Of course, I do get bored of the words after a while. I take breaks from them so that we can breathe. And by the time I'm done with my umpteenth regurgitation, I hate the words. They become flavorless chewing gum. Like how really old gum gets once it starts disintegrating in your mouth. Gum that's lost its elasticity and feels like a sweater.

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and got some bubble gum and red pop. When they lost, we were upset because we didn't get the bubble gum and red pop.

I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I'll forget I'm chewing it. Then you don't want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I've asked to throw it away. I've started to wonder if that's why I didn't get certain movies.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I can remember playing under the big wooden desk in his office. My mother didn't like us to chew gum, so we'd go into his office, and he'd feed us gum under the desk.

Its, the gum tree, main appeal to me has been its combination of mightiness and delicacy - mighty in its strength of limb and delicate in the colouring of its covering. Then it has distinctive qualities; in fact I know of no other tree which is more decorative, both as regards the flow of its limbs and the patterns the bark makes on its main trunk. In all its stages the gum tree is extremely beautiful.

Before I met Park Bo-gum, I was curious what he would be like.

'Chewing Gum' is the London that I know.

People paused to listen to Denise Chávez and she had them - with gum on her shoes, she had them. She said she stepped on gum when she came up to the stage and she couldn't move, so she had to stay in one spot otherwise people would see the Chiclet.

The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come.

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

I don't know how people chew gum all day long.

I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in.

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head!

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

I must always, always have a box of Extra chewing gum in my bag because I have developed a terrible cheek-chewing compulsion. It's not only uncomfortable, but I look really weird when I'm doing it, and chewing gum is the only way I can stop myself.

The realism frightens me more than the bubble gum-y, heightened stuff.

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

I look for businesses in which I think I can predict what they're going to look like in ten to fifteen years time. Take Wrigley's chewing gum. I don't think the internet is going to change how people chew gum.

'Chewing Gum' ages me 15 years every time I do it - it's insane.

Chewing gum actually lowers your cortisol levels, the hormone responsible for stress. But chewing gum doesn't just reduce stress, it also makes you more alert and improves your performance in memory-oriented tasks. It does so by increasing the blood flow to your brain and alerting your senses.

I couldn't even chew bubble gum and walk at the same time. I wasn't very coordinated.