Top 278 Jar Quotes & Sayings

To begin with the wine jar in learning the potter's art.

Dali blinked at me. "Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left." I opened the first jar and looked inside. Coffee. The label said BORAX. "What's up with the labels?" Dali shrugged. "You're in the house of a cat whose job is to spy. He thinks he's clever. I'd be careful with the silverware drawer. There might be a bomb in it.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

The first book I ever bought for myself was 'One Fish Two Fish' by Dr. Seuss. My favourite page shows two children carrying an enormous glass jar up some stairs in the dark. In the jar is a tusked beflippered creature floating in brine.

You take a handful of rocks and put them in a jar. Then once a week, you take one tiny pebble out of the jar and throw it away. When the jar is empty, why, you'll just about be over your grief. ... Time alone will do if you're short on rocks.

Finding balance in life is perhaps the greatest challenge of this generation, especially for women. I've decided that I need to compartmentalize my life better. From the time my kids get home until after dinner, I put my phone away. If I pick it up, my kids call me on it, and I have to put money in the "phone jar." When the phone jar gets full, the kids can spend the money on fun family outings, like going to a movie or going to their favorite restaurant. This unplugged time has helped me to be more mindful and give them my full attention.

Religion is a bell jar; you cannot find God in that jar, because it is your bell jar, you have created it! Break the glass prison and get fresh air, elevate your intelligence! Wake up and open your eyes; see the truth beyond your prison! If you can't break the glass, don't worry; science will do it for you!

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the sides. I used an old Mason jar that had once held Grandma Blake's green beans. Larry fished out a peanut butter jar with the label still on it. Extra-crunchy. Yum-Yum.

We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part.

No, Jar Jar Binks was fine by me but probably went on a little bit too long. When they were in trouble and were battling, it should have been more serious and it became a bit too silly.

I needed to entertain myself at home nights... I got a jar of bubbles.

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

I love a jar of cockles. I love anything in vinegar - beetroot, little silverskin onions, cornichons - I'm forever grazing on stuff like that, fingers in a jar.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.

My form is more on the lines of a Chinese porcelain-jar juggler. They learn it as a child. They learn, learn, learn, learn - but not with a porcelain jar. Then, when they're ready to perform, they're taken to a museum, and they're given a porcelain jar for a lifetime to use. When they're done, it's returned to the museum.

Imagine walking into a grocery there is a jar sitting there with a lid on it saying it's not carbon. That is ridiculous. It's an empty jar.

My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.

On the day they dropped the bomb Frank had a tablespoon and a Mason jar. What he was doing was spooning different kinds of bugs into the jar and making them fight....I can remember other bug fights we staged later on...They won't fight unless you keep shaking the jar.

The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.

My first taste memory is pickle. Even as a kid, I was really weird. I liked chillis. I used to climb up the shelves in my grandmother's pantry. The pickle jar was kept right at the top. One time, I dropped the jar and it broke. I was totally busted.

Most people who love movies and kind of understand the process realize that if you do a character like Gollum or Jar Jar or any major digital character, that costs twice as much as having Tom Cruise in a movie.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar.

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.

An unfree mind is just like a windmill inside the bell jar!

About 60% of the people stopped when we had 24 jams on display and then at the times when we had 6 different flavors of jam out on display only 40% of the people actually stopped, so more people were clearly attracted to the larger varieties of options, but then when it came down to buying, so the second thing we looked at is in what case were people more likely to buy a jar of jam. What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only 3% of them actually bought a jar of jam whereas of the people who stopped when there were 6 different flavors of jam 30% of them actually bought a jar of jam.

You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bottle caps and jar lids – the drawer of jar lids! Why? Because they're made of metal and maybe there'll be another war and we'll need the metal. A friend of mine – I quote him in the book – says, 'You have found the source of the river eBay.'

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.

Awakened at midnight by the sound of the water jar cracking from the ice

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.

Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled.

One of my favorite pieces of fan mail was a gift that I got. It was a jar filled with handwritten nice thoughts.

Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.

George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.

What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only 3% of them actually bought a jar of jam whereas of the people who stopped when there were 6 different flavors of jam 30% of them actually bought a jar of jam.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage.

I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam picks up a jar of instant grounds. "Don't," I warn him. He scoops up a heaping spoonful and, heedlessly, shovels it into his mouth. It crunches horribly. Then his eyes go wide. "Dry," he croaks. "Tongue...shriveling." I shake my head, picking up the jar. "It's dehydrated. You're supposed to add water. Good thing you're mostly made of water." He tries to say something. Brown powder dusts his shirt. "Also," I tell him, "that's decaf.

You know what my mum once said?’ said Rosie… ‘She said that if a just-married couple put a coin in a jar every time they make love in their first year, and take a coin out for every time that they make love in the years that follow, the jar will never be emptied.’ And this means…?’ Well’, she said. ‘It’s interesting, isn’t it?

I've been sent somebody's heart in a jar. At that point, you're thinking, I'm not sure if I should be opening this!

Imagine a limitless expanse of water: above and below, before and behind, right and left, everywhere there is water. In that water is placed a jar filled with water. There is water inside the jar and water outside, but the jar is still there. The 'I' is the jar.

It happens to people. People ruin things they love! I'm sure the guy who played Jar Jar Binks loved 'Star Wars.'

My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps.

I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?