Top 340 Pickup Trucks Quotes & Sayings

You can play pickup basketball, but you can't really re-create football.

America does to me what I knew it would do: it just bumps me. The people charge at you like trucks coming down on you -- no awareness. But one tries to dodge aside in time. Bump! bump! go the trucks. And that is human contact.

I grew up driving old pickup trucks on the ranch with my dad, and I still always find myself driving like I'm out in an open field, except I'm in LA on La Cienega in the middle of rush-hour traffic.

You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I don't understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.

I am absolutely convinced that there are weapons...I saw evidence back in 1998 when we would see the inspectors being barred from gaining entry into a warehouse for three hours with trucks rolling up and then moving those trucks out.

That's where I live, a junkyard in a neighborhood of junkyards. We have three tractors from the 1940s and '50s, several old pickup trucks, and a pile of scrap metal.

You burn a man's pickup, and he's ready for war.

Americans are driving more in less-efficient vehicles. Sales of sports utility vehicles and pickup trucks have been amazingly strong considering the recession, and low pump prices are keeping people on the roads

Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks.

I prefer for things to happen serendipitously, but honestly, I also love terrible pickup lines.

In my opinion, the P-90 is the best pickup for slide - it has the right overtones.

I grew up in a small town in Alabama, and there wasn't much in the way of entertainment, so like our older siblings before us, we drove our pickup trucks out into the hayfield and lit a bonfire.

I never wanted anything so much, I've got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck.

I grew up with a truck. My dad had one, so I like trucks.

Mr. Bentley - He builds fast trucks.

I have raced trucks in the off-road world but to now have the opportunity to race trucks next season in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is a dream come true.

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures.

If I can't drive my old pickup to wherever I'm going, well, chances are good that I just won't go.

Derek Trucks is a real good new artist. He's a young guy.

When you say 'Monster Trucks,' people don't think monsters inside of trucks.

No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes.

Honestly, my idea of a fun night out is something like being in the middle of America in a pickup truck with a few friends.

[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.

I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.''

A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.

Probably the worst pickup line is no pickup line. I mean, at the end of the day, what is the worst that could happen?

The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government guys in pick-up trucks with small arms, take over a country of millions? To which I say, ask the Teabaggers.

It's just paper - all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.

Since I got involved in Telco, we first developed the first modular truck, the 407, then the 709, and now the 2213. These trucks broke away from the old face of Telco trucks. I was also just as much involved with the Safari, but nobody talks about the Safari. My involvement has been there with all Telco's projects -somehow the car has got hyped up.

In my opinion, if there is one extremely legitimate use for petroleum besides running wood chippers and front-end loaders to handle compost, it's making plastic for season extension. It parks many of the trucks [for cross-country produce transportation]. With the trucks parked, greenhouses, tall tunnels, and more seasonal, localized eating, can we feed ourselves? We still have to answer that burning question.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

I think kids should be doing pickup or futsal all the time.

The thorough bred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

I’m not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don’t have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

I'm from a really small town, and everybody there drives trucks. They're all farmers.

We definitely wanted to show we're a band that can be around, and we have something to say other than the lighter, 'pickup line' sort of songs.

Pickup lines are a major turn-off, they don't work on me and I tune them out. It's better to just be honest.

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats.

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.

I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide.

Science has done absolutely nothing about noise. The worst design flaw in the human body is that you can't close your ears. The reason you can't close your ears is, if a lion was coming, you had to wake up. Today no lions are coming. Beeping trucks are coming. I read the other day that the guy who invented the beep when trucks go backward, he died. I thought: Of course - he dies, I have to listen to it.

I unloaded trucks for a living and I hated it.

I play hockey in a pickup league. I grew up playing, so it's nice to get on the ice whenever I can.

When I was kid, one of the big things was watching all the cattle trucks and wheat trucks coming through town.

'Monster Trucks' is like a big action movie.

I'm not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don't have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

My first car was a 1986 Toyota pickup.

I think food trucks are the new answer to American fast food. The idea of raising two or three million dollars and going through red tape to open a restaurant, there's lots of barriers to success. There's a really easy jumping place for food trucks. It's very hip and acceptable for new chefs to open a food truck first.

I'm more likely to strike up a conversation with a stranger than to try any antic or pickup lines.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.

I am vigorously opposed to the Mexican trucks coming into the country. The way we have done it and, I think, the way we should do it in the future, is to have the goods come into the United States from Mexico within a 20-mile commercial space and unloaded from Mexican trucks into U.S. trucks.

The pickup points are a natural additional network for delivery. For me, the surprise is that Amazon didn't come up with that idea.

I intend to talk about race during this election in the South because the Republicans have been talking about it since 1968 in order to divide us. And I'm going to bring us together. Because you know what? You know what? White folks in the South who drive pickup trucks with Confederate flag decals in the back ought to be voting with us and not them, because their kids don't have health insurance either and their kids need better schools too.

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.