Top 233 Raining Quotes & Sayings

Don’t spit down my back and tell me it’s raining.

Thunder only happens when it's raining.

I had a period where everything... if it's raining, I'm angry because it's raining. If I miss, it's because the pitch is too wet. It was only excuses. It was not good.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

I'm tired, it's raining, and I am not a waterlily.

It is raining DNA outside. On the bank of the Oxford canal at the bottom of my garden is a large willow tree, and it is pumping downy seeds into the air. ... spreading DNA whose coded characters spell out specific instructions for building willow trees that will shed a new generation of downy seeds. ... It is raining instructions out there; it's raining programs; it's raining tree-growing, fluff-spreading, algorithms. That is not a metaphor, it is the plain truth. It couldn't be any plainer if it were raining floppy discs.

When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble.

When it's raining like this," said Naoko, "it feels as if we're the only ones in the world. I wish it would just keep raining so the three of us could stay together.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I work best inundated with things, when it's like raining information.

When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl.

In Scotland, beautiful as it is, it was always raining. Even when it wasn't raining, it was about to rain, or had just rained. It's a very angry sky.

Scotland's a pretty place. I mean, as long as it ain't raining.

It doesn't matter if it's raining and dark. The sun is shining above the clouds.

I just wanna get to the end of the day without it raining.

I hate London when it's not raining.

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

In England, it's always raining, and I feel like I'm expert in that field.

What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.

Poem (Lana Turner has collapsed!) Lana Turner has collapsed! I was trotting along and suddenly it started raining and snowing and you said it was hailing but hailing hits you on the head hard so it was really snowing and raining and I was in such a hurry to meet you but the traffic was acting exactly like the sky and suddenly I see a headline LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED! there is no snow in Hollywood there is no rain in California I have been to lots of parties and acted perfectly disgraceful but I never actually collapsed oh Lana Turner we love you get up

Madame V begins the lesson by reading aloud the first stanza of a famous French poem: Il pleure dans mon coeur Comme il pleut sur la ville; Quelle est cette langueur Qui penetre mon coeur? Then she looks up and without any warning she calls on me to translate it. I swallow hard, and try: "It's raining in my heart like it's raining in the city. What is this sadness that pierces my heart?" Saying these words out loud, right in front of the whole class, makes me feel like I'm not wearing any clothes.

Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.

If it's raining you can't fix the roof, if it's not raining it doesn't need to be fixed

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

It is not raining to me, It's raining daffodils; In every dimpled drop I see Wild flowers on distant hills.

It's raining my soul, it's raining, but it's raining dead eyes.

He broke my heart, and now it's raining, just to rub it in.

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.

Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty.

A bad review is even less important than whether it is raining in Patagonia.

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Tears harden lust, though marble wear with raining.

No flower wants to be at home when it is raining outside!

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Even if it's snowing or raining, I'm always wearing sunscreen.

I work best inundated with things when it's like raining information.

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

It's raining questions around here. A person could drown in them.

You've got to be a really straight man to write a song like 'It's Raining Men.'

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

[My best tip for overcoming depression is] to regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

If it is raining out, do not walk fast, because it is raining everywhere.

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

Raining on parades requires no skill or effort on the part of a politician.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Once upon a time there were two sisters. One of them was really, really strong, and one of them wasn't.' You looked at me. 'Your turn.' I rolled my eyes. 'The strong sister went outside into the rain and realized the reason she was strong was because she was made out of iron, but it was raining and she rusted. The end.' No, because the sister who wasn't strong went outside into the rain when it was raining, and hugged her really tight until the sun came out again.

Right now, it's hard to imagine that it is raining anywhere in the world.

Can't you see that it's just raining? There ain't no need to go outside.

...I watch her so much that I forget it's raining at all.

Lord, I believe it's raining all over the world.

I enjoy raining on parades and throwing stones in glass homes.

April Rain It is not raining rain to me, It's raining daffodils; In every dimpled drop I see Wild flowers on the hills. The clouds of gray engulf the day And overwhelm the town; It is not raining rain to me, It's raining roses down. It is not raining rain to me, But fields of clover bloom, Where any buccaneering bee May find a bed and room. A health unto the happy! A fig for him who frets!- It is not raining rain to me, It's raining violets.

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines.

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

My favourite day is like when it's raining, and I can just lie on the couch.