Top 299 Deer Quotes & Sayings

I've seen deer. I have lots of woodchucks on my property. And bluebirds. Foxes.

Everything pales in comparison to deer.

If, in order to succeed in an enterprise, I were obliged to choose between fifty deer commanded by a lion, and fifty lions commanded by a deer, I should consider myself more certain of success with the first group than with the second.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating ? a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

'Deer Hunter' is a movie; it is not an attempt to write history.

A bear and a deer are both wild animals. We allow the deer to roam in our backyard but we do not give the same right to the bear. It is because the bear is dangerous. Neither the bear nor the deer have rights. We humans give them rights. Taking in account our own security, we give to some animals some rights and deny the same to other animals.

The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.

I did not actually run down a deer for 'Tammy,' I promise.

The probability that the bowman's arrow hits the deer does not lie in the arrow or the deer. It lies in the bowman's mind.

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

To be honest, when you're young and you watch The Deer Hunter for the first time, that's when you're like, "That's what I want to do."

I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all.

A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.

Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.

I have pictures of me feeding deer and possums with baby bottles. I am such an animal lover.

If a candidate for office starts talking about thinning the deer population or investing in barriers to reduce the number of deer on the highways, the other side will probably just ignore him, because they're not going to know what to say about it. But there is a chance that the issue will resonate with voters in an unexpected way.

I felt like a deer with a hundred hunters after me.

A pine needle fell in the forest. The hawk saw it. The deer heard it. The white bear smelled it

I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

It's the difference between hunting a lion and hunting a deer. If someone hunts a lion, it's like: "Wow, they're brave!" But if they're hunting a deer it's like: "That poor deer!" I know that. I know that guys getting killed is horrible but people have seen it before. You've seen The Evil Dead. With girls, it's like: "I don't want to see that happening..." I know that.

The deer aren't our prey or our possessions -- they're us. They're us at one point in the cycle of life and we're them at another point in the cycle. The deer are twice your parents, for your mother and father are deer, and the deer that gave you its life today was mother and father to you as well, since you wouldn't be here if it weren't for that deer.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

I found this deer toy that poops out candy. And so if I say, 'Cree, you have to go to bed right now. You will get a candy.' We've named the pooping deer 'Gus.'... He gets a jelly bean. And it works. Positive reinforcement is the way to go. I'm learning things like that which help me be a better parent.

Why shouldn't you think it's crazy to believe in a green deer? All your life you have been taught to believe in only what you can use-to set on the table, to put in the bank, to build a house with. What possible use would a green deer be to anyone? Who would believe in a man with a blazing bush in his cart? Then let me tell you that it is beliefs just such as these that are the only hope of the world. Let me tell you that until men are ready to believe in the green deer and the strange carter, we shall not lift our noses above the bloody mess we have made of our living.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder." "I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle." "I'm not talking about the deer," I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall." "Or a catapult," Milo said seriously.

I cut 'Deer Hunter' myself.

If I wasn’t making music I would probably be in the woods with a big deer….Talking to myself.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

A wounded deer leaps the highest.

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.

If you depend on where the chestnuts are going to be, and where the deer are, you have to be attuned to the outside world.

If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

Wolves go after a wounded deer, it is the nature of the beast.

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs.

You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It is.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Have you ever noticed the perfection of nature? The seasons and how one changes into the next, the falling leaves, composting soil, rains, new seedlings, sunshine, growth, blossoms, etc. Grass grows, deer eats grass, lion eats deer, deer population is stabilized so there is grass for other animals; sunrise and sunset, boy and girl, winter and summer.

I now suspect that just as a deer herd lives in mortal fear of its wolves, so does a mountain live in mortal fear of its deer. And perhaps with better cause, for while a buck pulled down by wolves can be replaced in two or three years, a range pulled down by too many deer may fail of replacement in as many decades.

The man who hunts a deer does not gaze at the mountains.

I often have deer on my property and there's a fox and owls. You're not going to see that in the city.

Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.

He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't just any deer, either - they looked like Bambi from the disney cartoon. Charles didn't want to know how his father had managed that

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again.

You don't go hunting for a deer and shoot 50 rounds.

I like deer. They're kinda cool.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

I can't imagine deer hunting. I used to think I couldn't imagine deer hunting because killing a deer seemed so awful. But now I think about just sitting in a tree and doing nothing all day and probably not even seeing a deer. Not moving and sitting in a tree? That seems rough.

I live with deer and coyotes. Lyme ticks are a daily concern and mystery, but, yes, what do they mean? I don't know yet. But I'd rather point out the abundance of mystery than pretend to solve it. As if I could solve it! What does a deer mean? Who knows? Everything!

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer

I shoot the same rifle I've shot since I killed my first deer with it when I was nine.