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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.
When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea.
On tour it's hard to be vegetarian, especially in Europe because vegetarianism is basically unheard of. They think you're either joking or mad.
When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just cry. I'm joking: I love my job.
If - when someone asks me a question, if I could just focus on not joking, I think that would be great, because for some reason, I can't.
I've seen 'Pride and Prejudice' about 4,000 times. I'm not joking: I know every single line.
I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for me.
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.
My friends just kept joking about all the horrible physical side effects [of Prednisone ]. I can only imagine that something that works that well has got to be bad for you.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
I don't have a car." His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here," I explained. "I'm on foot." "Angel," he said in a way that sounded like he sincerely hoped I was joking.
Since I've lived in Barcelona, I've played a bit of padel, so maybe I'll become World Champion at that - joking, of course!
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
It's true that what is morbid is highly valued today, and so you may think that I am only joking or that I've devised just one more means of praising Art with the help of irony.
We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I didn't know what to think cuz we were just joking around.
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.
The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
Maybe you're going insane." "Maybe," agreed Kernel. "I was joking." "I wasn't.
I keep joking with my teammates that Nickelback should be our walkout song. I think everyone secretly likes at least one song.
I remember Nigel Martyn joking with me at Leeds, saying he was old enough to be my father, which he certainly was.
A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then saying something obviously joking.
By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
I might literally fall over dead if I meet Oprah Winfrey. I'm kind of joking, but I'm not confident that wouldn't happen.
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God.
Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.
[To reporter who telephoned with news of her Oscar:] If you are joking me, I will get up immediately and kill you wherever you are.
I'd rather form my own party than ever join Ukip. We could call it the Widdy Mob. I'm joking.
This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is." "Okay." Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No, only joking. Do your worst.
Life is short, and time just flies by, so I love those moments when we're all sitting around the table together laughing and joking.
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
I'm a jokester, so when I was joking on Twitter, it kinda rubbed people the wrong way. And I was like, I didn't make these up. I'm just letting you know they're there.
I never trained in any acting, other than just joking around and doing my own dinky little videos.
You should hear what my parents wanted to call me. It was between Brown Rice, Neon Hitch and Z. Ziggurat Zanzibar Zandorf. I'm not joking. Imagine fitting that on my passport!
Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery.
Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn't joking when I said goodbye.
I've always been most drawn to fiction that wrestles with that death-fear. Sometimes I joke with my students, 'If no one is in danger of dying, I'm not interested,' but of course I'm not really joking.
I have no desire to be a lead actor or anything. I was offered things and occasionally something comes along, but for the most part I'm pretty much, "You've got to be joking, right?"
I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.
Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.
It sounds like I'm joking when I say it, but when I wrote 'Take Me To Church' and a lot of these things, I didn't think they would be hits. I thought I was writing for a potentially smaller audience.
You can't be giggling and joking when you miss a shot in the modern game - not like the way when Ray Reardon used to do.
You aren't angry " "You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to Tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I’m joking or not.
Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.
A film set is very casual. If there is a senior actor, by the end of it, you end up joking with him.
You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how you?d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I don?t think she?s joking.
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.
I watched a bunch of kids movies on Christmas. I was kind of joking with our family by asking, "Is anyone allowed to die in a kid's movie anymore?"
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'
Anyone willing to do what is required to become president of the United States is thereby barred from taking that office. I'm only half joking
Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca
I imagine, joking apart, that to know love, one must make mistakes and then correct them.
Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm not joking. It's pathetic, it's really not cute.
Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking, everything is broken.
Comedy is so collaborative. You're going to come up with better jokes with people you like joking around with. It just makes sense.
People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the bully's tires.
