Top 601 Speeding Tickets Quotes & Sayings

Most of my grudges are road-based. Parking and speeding fines.

If you're giving me tickets to the football game, baseball game or hockey game, I'm taking the tickets to the hockey game. For me, it's by far the most fun sport to go and watch live and be part of. I just don't know why it doesn't translate as well on TV.

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet.

BSP gives tickets to Muslim candidates in areas where they are in good numbers so that they can enter Parliament and Assembly. On the contrary, Congress gives only a few tickets to the minorities.

Still, whether we like it or not, the task of speeding up the decrease of the human population becomes increasingly urgent.

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push.

Human interaction is the key force in overcoming resistance and speeding change.

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles I'm coming slow but speeding

The speeding toy cars produce in the viewer the stress of living in a dynamic, active and bustling 21st-century city.

We are now speeding down the road of wasteful spending and debt, and unless we can escape we will be smashed in inflation.

Look at the shows that are really successful on Broadway. They're musicals. They're things that a woman will pick out the tickets for, or a man will buy the tickets with a woman in mind. It's a date. It's boyfriend-girlfriend, husband-wife. That's what the theater in New York has become.

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.

On my first European solo tour, I was selling maybe 50 tickets a city until I showed up in Paris and heard the show was already at 150 tickets, which, at the time, really blew my mind and took me by complete surprise.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.

In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

What many fans don't realize with fighters, this is our job. But at the same time outside of this, we have regular lives where we do the same things that everybody else does. We have the problems. We get speeding tickets, we get pulled over, we have family issues, we have girlfriend issues, we have issues amongst ourselves, self doubt.

I got a few speeding tickets when I was young, but I'm a little more like the turtle than the hare.

It is the most important contribution we can make to speeding up reunification.

We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system to prepare patients for the near certainty that those tickets will not win. Hope is not a plan, but hope is our plan.

I'm not supporting nor not supporting TV casting shows - there is no doubt they are created for financial reasons - but I don't have a problem with wanting to sell tickets, and if you want to do an arena version of a rock musical, you have to sell a lot of tickets to justify the cast.

The peculiar fascination which the speeding train has for us comes from the evident progress it is making toward its definite goal ahead.

We have a lot of secondary market problems in the U.K.; it's really bad there. And lots of artists are starting to participate in it, because they put the tickets up at a certain price, then the tickets get marked up by the secondary sellers, and someone else gets twice as much as you.

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

So much depends upon a blue car splattered with mud speeding down the road.

Speeding obviously is illegal. I know that's not what you're supposed to do.

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is leaving a nasty stain!

Time Is Speeding Up In Relation To Corruption. Hold On Tight.

If you try to write a novel in L.A., you're a chump; everyone is speeding by, and you're driving a rickshaw.

Life is beautiful. He who reads that As in the window of some distant, speeding train Knows what he wants, and what will befall.

Happiness has to do with how quickly you vibrate. Meditation is a process of speeding up the vibration.

We've got to get the public back into watching Test matches - speeding up the game with innovation is one way forward.

I feel the fear touches on something deeper. A sense perhaps of, "My life is speeding past me and I can't get a handle on it."

All things keep on in everlasting motion, Out of the infinite come the particles, Speeding above, below, in endless dance.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

It is a hugely embarrassing situation to find myself in, I'm a professional driver and to be caught speeding and to have my licence taken away for speeding, it would have an effect on my reputation.

I was in New York, I went to a Yankees game and I called and said, 'Can I get tickets to the Knicks game?' They said, 'We can't get you tickets no more to the Knicks game.'... They had tickets, but they said they didn't have no tickets for me.

And I feel faster than the speeding light.

When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in front... the further back you go, the more you have to pay. The hundred dollar seats are the last two rows, and those tickets go like hotcakes! In fact, if you pay two hundred dollars you don't have to come at all.

People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.

Due to broken windows policing, the following interactions can lead to tickets, arrests and summonses, warrants if tickets go unpaid and, in some cases, violence: jaywalking, sleeping on a park bench, spitting, putting your feet up on the subway, and more.

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.

If you don't want a speeding ticket, don't speed.

We are speeding up our lives and working harder in a futile attempt to buy the time to slow down and enjoy it.

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

The day after we had pitched a game, it was our duty to stand at the gate, and afterwards to count the tickets. I remember counting 30,000 tickets one day at the Polo Grounds in New York.

Dangerous behaviors like distracted driving, speeding, and not wearing a seat belt and puts you and others at serious risk.

I think we've got every chance of being an Olympic sport and, if they did put us in, I know they'd sell a lot of tickets and the atmosphere would be fantastic. I would love to see it, I really would. If you want to sell tickets and get thousands of people there, then do it.

to travel faster than a speeding bullet is not much help if you and it are heading straight towards each other