Top 332 Laundry Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 7, 2024.
I started doing experiments - mostly in organic chemistry, because it was so much more interesting - in my mother's laundry at home.
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.
If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else.
John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States.
I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.
Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.
It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true.
I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.
Family vacations are the kind of enterprises you embark upon with hope and optimism, and return with a lot of dirty laundry and suffering extreme exhaustion.
Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their concerns without fear of reprisal.
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.
I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry.
Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.
Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.
I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated
Room service is nice. Ooh-la-la, a hotel. At home, it's laundry and school lunches.
In my experience in Washington, when people refuse to come clean, it is usually because they are hiding dirty laundry.
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.
I try to keep Alaska fresh by doing laundry and bathing at least once a month.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.
Somewhere along the line a convention developed that the opening of a film was just a laundry list of credits. There was no incentive to complicate an area that was settled.
I have a problem getting all my laundry done, cleaning up and doing all of the normal daily things that a grownup should do.
The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)
For me, being successful meant not having to do my laundry at a laundromat and not having a second job.
I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.
Among the laundry list of threats to our world, climate change more often than not makes these challenges worse.
I love the smell of clean laundry. Working in the garden and getting my hands dirty. Doing the dishes. These are the things that make me feel normal.
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
You don't need to air your dirty laundry, you don't need to trust everyone.
What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.
God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.
As weird as it may seem, I enjoy doing laundry and watering my plants, very normal things like that.
Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.
It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
apparel, n.: There are times I don’t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.
An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
I'm an OCD neat freak. I can't stand messes. I make my bed every morning. Laundry. I do it all.
If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.
My God, it's laundry and family when I come back home. I've got to see my brother and kids, and my sister-in-law, my aunts, my uncles, cousins; everybody is here.
Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.
The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.
