Top 109 Pun Quotes & Sayings

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended.

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.

I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

Nowhere else in America is everyone really ready to get outta their minds. No pun intended, like my song. Vegas is that place.

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.'

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.

Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean that one." ~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and—

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

Standing, I turned to face my father. “It’s the same as the scent on Moore. It’s definitely a foreign cat, but it’s...more, somehow.” Ethan snickered at my unintentional pun, but I ignored him.

I am thankful that my name in obnoxious to no pun.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Biggie and Big Pun were the best storytellers of the '90s. I would get wrapped up in the narrative of what they were talking about.

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

Coincidence is a spiritual pun.

Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in which I move.

If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended.

Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

Every poet knows the pun is Pierian, that it springs from the same soil as the Muse?a matching and shifting of vowels and consonants, an adroit assonance sometimes derided as jackassonance.

I'm gonna take this world by storm. Pun unintended.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on religion.

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun.

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

I had left 'Ragtime' - and 'Ragtime' was a completely different beast, no pun intended, than 'The Lion King'.

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son.

For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch of themes.

Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun.

[Big Pun] loved the fact that I could sing, everybody around us were rappers. A lot of people didn't know that Pun really, really loved r&b music.

I think at some point [Big Pun] really wanted to be a singer as well. He would call me at 3 or 4 in the morning and say "Yo Twin, sing something for me!". That's the type of love Big Pun had for me. He had this faith and belief and he expressed it many times. It was overwhelming for me. I think that he honestly believed I was going to make a difference in the game.

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.

What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here.

In my case, I belong to a group of aspiring and practicing biographers in Boston. We meet once a month for a coupla hours. It's become my lifeline - forgive the pun.

A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor.

I met Big Pun when I was a young boy. I think that he really gravitated to my innocence.

My story's been an open book for a long time, no pun intended.

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.