A Quote by Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Brian Celio

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Brian Celio
American - Writer
Born: July 16, 1981

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

John Green

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.

Justin Bieber

A friend came to visit James Joyce one day and found the great man sprawled across his writing desk in a posture of utter despair. James, what’s wrong?' the friend asked. 'Is it the work?' Joyce indicated assent without even raising his head to look at his friend. Of course it was the work; isn’t it always? How many words did you get today?' the friend pursued. Joyce (still in despair, still sprawled facedown on his desk): 'Seven.' Seven? But James… that’s good, at least for you.' Yes,' Joyce said, finally looking up. 'I suppose it is… but I don’t know what order they go in!

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If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

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If you ever want to understand multitasking in prose, James Joyce is your man.

Frank Delaney

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Brian Wilson

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Charlie Sheen

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

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Sherrilyn Kenyon

To live with the work and the letters of James Joyce was an enormous privilege and a daunting education. Yes, I came to admire Joyce even more because he never ceased working, those words and the transubstantiation of words obsessed him. He was a broken man at the end of his life, unaware that Ulysses would be the number one book of the twentieth century and, for that matter, the twenty-first.

Edna O'Brien

As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.

Maz Jobrani

Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.

Bone Crusher

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