A Quote by Chris Kattan

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

Chris Kattan

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Fantastic Love New New York Relaxing Traffic York

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Chris Kattan
American - Comedian
Born: October 19, 1970

If one would cancel all traffic rules and switch off all traffic lights, watching city traffic on TV would be also awfully interesting!

Oleg Romanishin

This may be the one clear truth of the so-called border issue: Put a poor country next to a rich one and watch which way the traffic flows. Add impediments, the traffic endeavors to flow around them. Eilimate disparity. the traffic stops.

George Saunders

I've been called a point guard, I've been called a traffic cop, I've been called a ringmaster, a lion tamer, whatever. And I guess the thing about the traffic cop is I'm more of a rogue traffic cop because a good traffic cop doesn't want any fender benders.

Ernie Johnson Jr.

New York traffic can drive you crazy.

Oprah Winfrey

I think that's the difference between meetings in New York and L.A. In New York, it's like, 'Be there, and be there on time.' In L.A. it's like, 'Oh, we get it. You might have ran into traffic. We'll reschedule.'

Ron Funches

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

David Letterman

To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.

Dick Cavett

I find it ironic how New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg is so focused on such small issues as drink sizes, while ignoring the massive infrastructure challenges in New York - lousy roads, third-world airports, traffic jams, etc.

Mark Skousen

New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a scandal, its politics are used to frighten children, its traffic is madness, its competition is murderous. But there is one thing about it - once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough.

John Steinbeck

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

Jimmy Fallon

YouTube is a problem. It has very big traffic, but it refuses to contribute to the weight of that traffic.

Xavier Niel

Direct navigation traffic is by far the most highly targeted form of web traffic available.

Marc Ostrofsky

In seven to ten years video traffic on the Internet will exceed data and voice traffic combined.

Robert Metcalfe

If I was a Mayor, I would sort the traffic out and that includes public transport. The traffic jams really get on my nerves.

Delia Smith

I hate the traffic over there. Why don't they start to build moving pathways to replace all the streets? I see New York in a very futuristic way, but they must do something new.