A Quote by Christopher Titus

The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman.

Christopher Titus

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Christopher Titus
American - Comedian
Born: October 1, 1964

Upon graduation, in the yearbook I was voted "Most likely to succeed." which I know was credited to my artistic achievements.

Paul Smith

I was voted Most Happy-Go-Lucky in high school. Can you believe that? I was crying every other day by myself, but I was voted Most Optimistic and Most Likely to Have Her Own Television Talk Show.

Diane Guerrero

When I was a teenager, just about the only thing I could do right was play music. In my graduating class, I was certainly not voted 'Most Literary Boy.' I can assure you I was not voted 'Mostly Likely to Succeed.' I was voted 'Most Musical Boy.' And the music led to the poetry.

Robert Pinsky

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

Robin Williams

There's a tiny number of Bitcoin wizards and an enormous number of smart developers that have no onramp to Bitcoin. We need to make that onramp easier.

Balaji Srinivasan

When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.

Sylvester Stallone

I wasn't one of the ones voted most likely to succeed when I was at drama school, but I persevered and concentrated on the acting rather than going to the right parties and getting the right agent. Eventually, after ten years, it paid off.

Eddie Marsan

When I was in high school, I was voted most likely to succeed.

Sheryl Sandberg

I was voted Most Likely to Make a Teacher Retire.

Russ

I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

Rodney Dangerfield

I was voted by my high school senior class as most likely to recede.

Frank Welker

The stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking didn't make her skinny, it made her cry.

Laurie Halse Anderson

When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.

Gloria Stuart

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Rita Rudner

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

People think I'm girlish and flippant, but I was an honours student. I was voted Girl Most Likely To Succeed at North Mesquite High in Texas. My best subject was science. I won a scholarship.

Jerry Hall

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