A Quote by Demetri Martin

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Archimedes

A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.

Madeleine L'Engle

The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line.

Frederick Lenz

The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points.

Theodor Adorno

There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.

Sun Myung Moon

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Confucius

Whether for good or evil, it is sadly inevitable that all political leadership requires the artifices of theatrical illusion. In the politics of a democracy, the shortest distance between two points is often a crooked line.

Arthur Miller

Jeet Kune Do does not beat around the bush. It does not take winding detours. It follows a straight line to the objective. Simplicity is the shortest distance between two points.

Bruce Lee

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Yakov Smirnoff

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Leo Aikman

The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.

Charles Bukowski

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Orlando Aloysius Battista

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

Victoria Moran

As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve.

Bertolt Brecht

English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I like exploring those, er, differences in national snippiness.