A Quote by Demetri Martin

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Demetri Martin

Quote Topics

Couch Deep French French Fries Fried Fries Potato Then Up

Quote Author

Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.

Adam Garcia

The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

Russell Baker

Laziness isn't merely a physical phenomenon,about being a couch potato,stuffing your face with fries and watching cricket all day. It's a mental thing, too, and that's the part I have never aspired for.

Shah Rukh Khan

I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

Jessica Biel

When you look at a couch you don't really see the couch. You see the couch as perceived by a state of mind.

Frederick Lenz

All those years on the psychiatrist's couch and suddenly the couch is moving. Good God, she is on that couch when the big one hits. Maidy didn't tell you, but you know what her doctor said? She sprang from the couch and said, "My God, was that an earthquake?" The doctor said this: "Did it feel like an earthquake to you?

Amy Hempel

I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.

Kate McKinnon

There are a lot of potatoes in Swedish food. They love their potatoes in all forms, they even put potato puree on their hotdogs. You can order a hot dog that has the frankfurter in it, then you have mustard or ketchup, then potato puree and deep fried crunchy onions.

Rachel Khoo

I am a couch potato!

Bhumi Pednekar

I'm pretty much a couch potato.

Wentworth Miller

We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't lie around on the couch eating French fries and candy bars and expect our kids to eat carrots and run around the block.

Michelle Obama

Hideous psychic fallout they'd all endured both in active marijuana-dependency and then in marijuana-detox: the social isolation, anxious lassitude, and the hyperself-consciousness that then reinforced the withdrawal and anxiety - the increasing emotional abstraction, poverty of affect, and then total emotional catalepsy - the obsessive analyzing, finally the paralytic stasis that results from obsessive analysis of all possible implications of both getting up from the couch and not getting up from the couch.

David Foster Wallace

I stay away from sweets. I'll treat myself here and there, but I'll stay away from fried foods, but I love French fries. I'll treat myself once a week to some French fries.

Brie Bella

I might have 'couch syndrome.' I'm always sleeping on the couch at home, even when I have a comfortable bed. I'm used to it.

Vic Mensa

I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch.

Kelly Reichardt

I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when I'm looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline.

Gary Shteyngart

A Quote by Demetri Martin

Quote Topics

Quote Author

Related Quotes

Related Authors